They Call Her New New

..Actually over here at the Table Headquarters, we call her Sam, and she's pretty amazing if you ask me. Sam will randomly put her two cents in about life, and I will change the banner soon to include her. (...if she doesn't get me mad) She's pretty funny, and a CRAB! (A cancer) I mean, she'll tell you about herself, I just wanted to introduce her.

Every once in a while she likes to slip on her black loafers and pretend she's Michael Jackson. This was one of those times....