"We're Merely Soldiers in Petticoats"

Song: Sister Suffragette
Artist: Glynis Jons
Album: Mary Poppins (Soundtrack)

Well back to the grind. I'm already back at Hillman and damnit so much is being requested of me, It makes me want to tear my hair out. Oh wait, that's already happening. No. Seriously. I was doing my hair today, granted I was rushing to get somewhere...but HONESTLY! I shouldn't be balding...

So I need a hair regimene...any suggestions?